Left Leg Aage Aage, Right Leg Pichay Pichay Aaja Yaara Lets Start Ve Sar Kho Gumale Round, Pear Zaara Up Down Itni Si Ye Baat Ve Woh Banda Hin Kya Hain, Jho Naache Na Gaaye A Haaton Mein Tho Haath Thamle.. Oiii Dance Pe Chance Marle Oh Soniya, Dance Pe Chance Marle Oh Baaliye, Dance Pe Chance Marle Oh Soniya, Dance Pe Chance Marle, Hainnn
(Peeche Peeche Aaya, Teri Chal Ven Dayaaa) - 2 Sano Lakh Hon Gaye Lashkaren, Ni Sano Tera Loang Lapiya Dil Dekhe Tu Lejha Mundiyare, Ni Sano Tera Loang Lapiya
Oh Chal Haath Ghuma Le Yaara, Oh Jaise Soiya Saath Se Baara Le Ban Gaya Step Soniya, Tu Ban Gaya Hep Soniya Oh Zara Kamar Ko Aaise Ghumana, Oh Jaise Hawa Mein Aath Banana Le Ban Gaya Step Soniya, Tu Ban Gaya Hep Soniya Woh Banda Hin Kya Hain, Jho Naache Na Gaaye Haaton Mein Tho Haath Thamle.. Oiii Dance Pe Chance Marle Oh Soniya, Dance Pe Chance Marle Oh Baaliye, Dance Pe Chance Marle Oh Soniya, Dance Pe Chance Marle...
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? (my favorite)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon rupaye fase huye hain.
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai. Cheers,Rachana...
Jaruri Nhi Ki Sari Duniya Achi Nikle
Sare Pyar Sache Nkle
A Khuda Likh Meri Kismt Dusri KaLam Se
Jaruri Nhi k DuSri KaLam Bhi Kachi NikLe
Har CHAND ka DIDAAR alag hota h
har JAAM ka NASHA alag hota h
Kisi ek ladki par ZINDAGI barbad na kar
Q ki hr ladki ka FIGURE alag hota h
Hasrate Reh Jaynegi Aapke Bin Adhuri
Zindgi Na Hogi Aapke Bin Puri
Ab Aur Sahi Jaye Na Ye Duri
Jeene K Liye Aapka Sath Hai Bahut Jaruri.
Fir Naya Daur Zindgi Me Aaya He
Na Jane Kya Paigam Laya He
Wo Chahe humare Vado Ko Mazak Kahe
Par Humne unke Har Mazak Ka Sapna Sajaya He
Har rasta ek safar chahta hai
Har musafir ek humsafar chahta hai
Jaise chahti he chandni chand ko
Koi hai jo aap ko is kadar chahta he
Jaati Nahi Ankhon Se Ab Surat Teri
Jaati Nahi DiL Se Mohabbat Teri
Mehsus Yeh Hota Hai Jeene K Liye
Pehle Se Zyada Ab Zarurat Hai Teri
Phool nahi hum kato me baste he
Khusi nahi hum gum me haste he
Sayri karna asan nahi dost
Dard dil me hota hi tab shayar bante he
Fursat kise hai zakhmo ko sehlane ki
nigahai badl gyi hai apne begano ki
humsafar hi saath chor gya mera
ab tamna nhi aashiyane banane ki
Nikal Aye Hai Aansu Rone Se Pehle
Toot Jate Hai Sb Khwab Sone Se Pehle
Kehte Hain Ke Pyar 1 Saza Hai
Kash Koi Rok Sakta Ise Hone Se Pehle
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